Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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