im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
