He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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