I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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