sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I want a musical about memes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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