The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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