ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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