he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We need to rekindle our bromance
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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