They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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