I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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