normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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