You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Be still, my beating vagina.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize