As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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