this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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