they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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