omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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