you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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