why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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