I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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