At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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