why do cheetos always look like penises
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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