A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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