Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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