So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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