is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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