Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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