I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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