i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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