It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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