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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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