i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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