Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I think i got beer on your cat.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
