On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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