Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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