If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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