Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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