when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
that's an acceptable place to lick
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think people are normalizing furries
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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