google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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