do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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