Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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