I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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