I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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