After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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