But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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