Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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