And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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