i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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