Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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