just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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