No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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