Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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