talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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