Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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