I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
